Hi, welcome to my site 🙂 I spent a long time writing this so I hope you enjoy reading it! Some names have been changed to avoid causing embarrassment and some events have been re-arranged to make the story flow better. What, are you gonna fact-check me? Suck a dick.

• Prologue – Poppin’ Tags
• Part I – Disneyland
• Part II – CrIsis
• Part III – Doing Hard Time
• Part IV – Schizophrenic Merry-Go-Round
• Part V – Political Prisoner? – (most of this chapter is basically an improved ‘Director’s Cut’ of an essay I did before, so feel free to skip ahead if you’ve read it already unless you wanna find out how the fate of mountain gorillas fits into the mix)
• Part VI – Attack of the Clones
• Part VII – Hoochgate
• Epilogue – Freedom?
• Acknowledgements